god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick

hell0-c0ld-w0rld:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

(Source: slimed)

jeric-kripke:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out. 

animorphz:

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together